Saturday, May 14, 2005
BENDOVER BOYFRIENDS I HAVE KNOWN
About a year ago, when D and I still lived in L.A., we got the bug to play with boys. I don't know quite all the things that propelled us on our path into iniquity, but we realized the enthusiasm was there. Mind you, he and I have played with quite a few boys separately over the years. But as a couple, we had not gone looking for a third wheel. We did meet another bi couple once, but that is for another blog entry.
What we wanted were plain old threesomes, so I went on Craig's List, the internet dater's best friend, to place an ad. The ad ran something like this:
"Fit attractive bi couple, mid/late 40s, he: 6' 175, shaven head, well-endowed; she: 5'6" 120, short curly blonde hair, unshaven down below. She's a Berkeley grad, therefore crazy by education; he's from NYC, therefore crazy from birth. Please be experienced and beyond just the "Hi I'm bi-oral" stage. We want someone who can top us both. Upbeat, sarcastic, politically incorrect and very 420 friendly. Ub2. No wallflowers, no Republicans."
I had before this time been used to placing ads looking for women I could date. That was always a slow, lugubrious process, as anyone will tell you who has tried to deal with women doing ANYTHING online. So I was quite shocked by the overwhelming and nearly immediate response D and I got with our couples' ad.
Men don't waste time when it comes to sex. Thank God someone goes for the jugular. They not only replied rather directly to the ad, they sent all the requisite photos, without being asked. Here's my head shot, here's my bod, here's a shot of me and "mon petit frere," as the men of France are want to say. We could see exactly what we would be getting. I like that in a man, don't you? We got about thirty guys the first go-round. We culled out about four. Over half of them sent pix, the ones who didn't were almost immediately deleted. They must not know the score yet. Life moves quickly on the internet.
TO BE CONTINUED
What we wanted were plain old threesomes, so I went on Craig's List, the internet dater's best friend, to place an ad. The ad ran something like this:
"Fit attractive bi couple, mid/late 40s, he: 6' 175, shaven head, well-endowed; she: 5'6" 120, short curly blonde hair, unshaven down below. She's a Berkeley grad, therefore crazy by education; he's from NYC, therefore crazy from birth. Please be experienced and beyond just the "Hi I'm bi-oral" stage. We want someone who can top us both. Upbeat, sarcastic, politically incorrect and very 420 friendly. Ub2. No wallflowers, no Republicans."
I had before this time been used to placing ads looking for women I could date. That was always a slow, lugubrious process, as anyone will tell you who has tried to deal with women doing ANYTHING online. So I was quite shocked by the overwhelming and nearly immediate response D and I got with our couples' ad.
Men don't waste time when it comes to sex. Thank God someone goes for the jugular. They not only replied rather directly to the ad, they sent all the requisite photos, without being asked. Here's my head shot, here's my bod, here's a shot of me and "mon petit frere," as the men of France are want to say. We could see exactly what we would be getting. I like that in a man, don't you? We got about thirty guys the first go-round. We culled out about four. Over half of them sent pix, the ones who didn't were almost immediately deleted. They must not know the score yet. Life moves quickly on the internet.
TO BE CONTINUED
