Thursday, May 19, 2005
BENDOVER BOYFRIENDS I HAVE KNOWN (Part 4)
We must have gone thru at least eight condoms that night. We made mental notes not to buy Trojans again, one of them broke. Not at a critical moment, praise be to Allah. Get Maxx next time, we told ourselves. For me, the most interesting moment was when D wanted B to fuck him. B was ok with that, but he added a slight twist to the mix. His fantasy of fucking another guy involved that a woman stand in back of him, and guide him in. Cool, I thought. I am your woman when it comes to playing at boy stuff.
Remember the sporting film about the girl athletes, "Personal Best?" There's a funny scene many women could relate to, when Mariel Hemingway wants to hold her boyfriend's dick from behind as he pees. The guy is so flustered of course he can't pee, so she turns the faucet on to help the cause. It's funny and sweet and underscores how many women often feel like they want to duplicate male functions, without feeling one bit compromised as women. There's hope for us yet, I suppose.
I have always been fascinated by male plumbing from just about the first time I ever saw a naked boy, or man. Whichever, I don't remember now. I liked as a kid to take the cardboard roll at the finish of the toilet paper, hold it over my urethra and pee standing up with it.
It was sometime into my relationship with D when I discovered he had a corresponding quirk - he likes often to sit down and pee. My mouth dropped open when I discovered this, I have never met a guy who did this before. He thinks he's being smart, especially at 3 a.m. when he stumbles into the bathroom and doesn't want to turn on the light. So instead he just sits down. That way he can relax and not have to worry about hitting the bowl. Or my getting on his case about leaving the seat up. Life is easier then, apparently.
Isn't it clear now why we're a couple?
So B fit right in with our mental outlook on things. But after that night though, I wondered about B and his needing a woman in back of him like that. The way I have come to interpret his behavior is that he was not entirely OK with the act. The woman's presence gave it a certain respectability. It made the encounter less "queer," if you catch my drift. I don't fault B for that. He also did not want to get fucked by D, I think he had kind of made that clear early on. D was not going to push that at all.
TO BE CONTINUED
Remember the sporting film about the girl athletes, "Personal Best?" There's a funny scene many women could relate to, when Mariel Hemingway wants to hold her boyfriend's dick from behind as he pees. The guy is so flustered of course he can't pee, so she turns the faucet on to help the cause. It's funny and sweet and underscores how many women often feel like they want to duplicate male functions, without feeling one bit compromised as women. There's hope for us yet, I suppose.
I have always been fascinated by male plumbing from just about the first time I ever saw a naked boy, or man. Whichever, I don't remember now. I liked as a kid to take the cardboard roll at the finish of the toilet paper, hold it over my urethra and pee standing up with it.
It was sometime into my relationship with D when I discovered he had a corresponding quirk - he likes often to sit down and pee. My mouth dropped open when I discovered this, I have never met a guy who did this before. He thinks he's being smart, especially at 3 a.m. when he stumbles into the bathroom and doesn't want to turn on the light. So instead he just sits down. That way he can relax and not have to worry about hitting the bowl. Or my getting on his case about leaving the seat up. Life is easier then, apparently.
Isn't it clear now why we're a couple?
So B fit right in with our mental outlook on things. But after that night though, I wondered about B and his needing a woman in back of him like that. The way I have come to interpret his behavior is that he was not entirely OK with the act. The woman's presence gave it a certain respectability. It made the encounter less "queer," if you catch my drift. I don't fault B for that. He also did not want to get fucked by D, I think he had kind of made that clear early on. D was not going to push that at all.
TO BE CONTINUED
