Saturday, May 14, 2005
DA B.O.B.'s (Part 3)
Could such a phenomenom actually bring about some change in this fine country of ours? Could this finally be one of the chinks in the armor of the right-wing crowd, shoving their insane beliefs down all our throats with their undying love of the brain dead and fetuses, and their willingness to surrender their sons and daughters to the tender mercies of the Pentagon, who will turn them into sausage in Iraq as soon as possible? The Bendover Boyfriend movement may hit them where it hurts.
God I hope so. Then let's quickly proceed. SODOMY FOR ALL. Kittens included.
Anal exploration, enter stage left. You know, the religious right may hate homosexuals, and they probably should, because what the gay guys have started the hetero guys may end up finishing. Males digging buggery could foment a lot of chaos with the right's political agendas. In some dim, superficial way, the bigots already perceive that. They know a threat is out there. They may not fully get it quite yet, and when they do they will have a period of merriment, as they make fun of those "bendover boyfriends." Hell, my aged mom thinks the term describes guys who are willing to get down and dirty doing unpleasant household chores. When the truth finally dawns on people, it will be too late, the movement will be under way. The pummelling has begun.
Of course, there is a lot of crap for men to work thru on their way to sexual liberation via the bunghole. For years they've had to deal with the notion that only the weak girlie mans like "taking it up the ass."
The succinctness of that expression reveals how buggery is beneath (most) decent people's contempt. "Bend over and take it," I was told once, in my screenwriting days, when they offered me a deal that was pretty horrible. But as a new writer with no clout and not even an agent, I had to pay my dues. People traditionally "take it up the ass" as part of the way to bigger, and better things, hopefully.
I think we are on our way to Bigger and Better, all punning intended. So let me welcome you to the new room in the house, Manly Men, and - if and when your lady love comes after you with more gleam in her eye than usual - could be she wants to say, simply, "Bend over, Darling."
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God I hope so. Then let's quickly proceed. SODOMY FOR ALL. Kittens included.
Anal exploration, enter stage left. You know, the religious right may hate homosexuals, and they probably should, because what the gay guys have started the hetero guys may end up finishing. Males digging buggery could foment a lot of chaos with the right's political agendas. In some dim, superficial way, the bigots already perceive that. They know a threat is out there. They may not fully get it quite yet, and when they do they will have a period of merriment, as they make fun of those "bendover boyfriends." Hell, my aged mom thinks the term describes guys who are willing to get down and dirty doing unpleasant household chores. When the truth finally dawns on people, it will be too late, the movement will be under way. The pummelling has begun.
Of course, there is a lot of crap for men to work thru on their way to sexual liberation via the bunghole. For years they've had to deal with the notion that only the weak girlie mans like "taking it up the ass."
The succinctness of that expression reveals how buggery is beneath (most) decent people's contempt. "Bend over and take it," I was told once, in my screenwriting days, when they offered me a deal that was pretty horrible. But as a new writer with no clout and not even an agent, I had to pay my dues. People traditionally "take it up the ass" as part of the way to bigger, and better things, hopefully.
I think we are on our way to Bigger and Better, all punning intended. So let me welcome you to the new room in the house, Manly Men, and - if and when your lady love comes after you with more gleam in her eye than usual - could be she wants to say, simply, "Bend over, Darling."
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