Thursday, January 26, 2006
Boy Dating
Recently, when I was a bit short on cash as I tend to be sometimes, I tried posting a personal ad on Craigslist to find a guy willing to spring for the entry fee to a sex party. The ad ran something like this....
"Fit, attractive, late 40s, slim blonde, seeking escort for a play party tonight in the East Bay. You spring for the entry fee, and be prepared to go our separate ways at the party. They don't let single guys in, so regard me as your best bet(!)"
The guys I heard from are listed below. Some of them are amusing. Some of them are...well, read on, dear readers. All of them arrived in my mailbox with great dispatch. The spelling, sad to say, is all theirs.
Guy I: Escort date for the evening. Is the position still available?
Guy 2: Sounds interesting! Could I bring another lady? I'd really would like to know someone there. Either way count me in! I am 35 by the way. I just look really young.
Guy 3: 48 male 6'5 235 short brn gray hair deep blue sexy eyes...fit fun and clean let's chat Dennis
Guy 4: Hi.
Guy 5: Luv to go! When where? 40 italian/irish. 6'3" 220 7" cut, thick, thanks
Guy 6: I would defintely be interested in being your escort. I have no problem paying the entry fee. I'm a good-looking, well-educated 33 year old male. I kind of look like Tom Cruise, but taller. Do you have a pic? Get back to me if I can be of service.
Guy 7: I'm very interested. What time is it at and where.
Guy 8: Hey this wouldn't be the Salon party that Carol is having is it?
Guy 9: Let's do it (650)820-9821
Guy 10: Now that's cheap.
Guy 11: Hey, I'm 21, a little interested in this but...don't know how to go about it. I'm still a virgin but finnally interested in doing something. I'm just really shy. Going to this party would be a lot of fun. So ummh...if you want to hook up..or if i can be your escort let me know. Take care...
Guy 12: Hey I really want to go so let me know where and when just like u said aftr we get in we go our seperate ways
Guy 13: Hello I like your add and would love to meet with you. I'm Italian 6'2 220 pounds and a great lover. You know what they say about Italians, were not smarts but great lovers. Seriously I love to please a woman orally for hours and can do with my tongue what most men can't do with their Cocks. I own a business here in the bay area, and during normal business hours handle myself with class, and respect. But when it comes to having sex, and making love to a woman, the Italian Stud comes out in me. I'm a very good lover and no you will not be disappointed like a lot of the flakes on this site. I look forward to hearing back from you real soon Joe. (408)845-8956
Hhmm, this guy must have read my rather adulatory posting on Italian men. Clearly, it went right to his head. Or wherever. I'm seriously thinking of launching a raid on that fabulous sounding tongue.....
Guy 14: what's a play party I'm 23 a musician and I live in Santa Cruz and am new to the area
Guy 15: Now that seems cold. Going to let him pay and then dump him as soon as he does? What swinger party doesn't allow single women to attend?
Guy 16: What kind of party?... Fee.....picture?
Guy 17: Hi Ma'am, I am not available for the party tonight - or at least I am not available at this time. I was wondering if you were in need or were thinking of having a houseboy? I once met a woman who did like the idea who was posting to go to a play party, so I am not totally tilting at windmills. I hope to hear from you. I live in SF but have a car. I am height/weight proportionate, trained, submissive, funny, and hope to get a chance to talk to you about this.
Guy 18: You are funny. i attend these parties...males are not allowed to go their separate ways from their lady escort...hope you find a sucker.
Guy 19: well I have a very sexy bi lady friend and we could have more fun here if you would like to come over. we have been to a few of these parties and it was fun but we prefer to play at home.
Guy 20: pardon but what's a play party?
Geez, I love men, don't you?
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"Fit, attractive, late 40s, slim blonde, seeking escort for a play party tonight in the East Bay. You spring for the entry fee, and be prepared to go our separate ways at the party. They don't let single guys in, so regard me as your best bet(!)"
The guys I heard from are listed below. Some of them are amusing. Some of them are...well, read on, dear readers. All of them arrived in my mailbox with great dispatch. The spelling, sad to say, is all theirs.
Guy I: Escort date for the evening. Is the position still available?
Guy 2: Sounds interesting! Could I bring another lady? I'd really would like to know someone there. Either way count me in! I am 35 by the way. I just look really young.
Guy 3: 48 male 6'5 235 short brn gray hair deep blue sexy eyes...fit fun and clean let's chat Dennis
Guy 4: Hi.
Guy 5: Luv to go! When where? 40 italian/irish. 6'3" 220 7" cut, thick, thanks
Guy 6: I would defintely be interested in being your escort. I have no problem paying the entry fee. I'm a good-looking, well-educated 33 year old male. I kind of look like Tom Cruise, but taller. Do you have a pic? Get back to me if I can be of service.
Guy 7: I'm very interested. What time is it at and where.
Guy 8: Hey this wouldn't be the Salon party that Carol is having is it?
Guy 9: Let's do it (650)820-9821
Guy 10: Now that's cheap.
Guy 11: Hey, I'm 21, a little interested in this but...don't know how to go about it. I'm still a virgin but finnally interested in doing something. I'm just really shy. Going to this party would be a lot of fun. So ummh...if you want to hook up..or if i can be your escort let me know. Take care...
Guy 12: Hey I really want to go so let me know where and when just like u said aftr we get in we go our seperate ways
Guy 13: Hello I like your add and would love to meet with you. I'm Italian 6'2 220 pounds and a great lover. You know what they say about Italians, were not smarts but great lovers. Seriously I love to please a woman orally for hours and can do with my tongue what most men can't do with their Cocks. I own a business here in the bay area, and during normal business hours handle myself with class, and respect. But when it comes to having sex, and making love to a woman, the Italian Stud comes out in me. I'm a very good lover and no you will not be disappointed like a lot of the flakes on this site. I look forward to hearing back from you real soon Joe. (408)845-8956
Hhmm, this guy must have read my rather adulatory posting on Italian men. Clearly, it went right to his head. Or wherever. I'm seriously thinking of launching a raid on that fabulous sounding tongue.....
Guy 14: what's a play party I'm 23 a musician and I live in Santa Cruz and am new to the area
Guy 15: Now that seems cold. Going to let him pay and then dump him as soon as he does? What swinger party doesn't allow single women to attend?
Guy 16: What kind of party?... Fee.....picture?
Guy 17: Hi Ma'am, I am not available for the party tonight - or at least I am not available at this time. I was wondering if you were in need or were thinking of having a houseboy? I once met a woman who did like the idea who was posting to go to a play party, so I am not totally tilting at windmills. I hope to hear from you. I live in SF but have a car. I am height/weight proportionate, trained, submissive, funny, and hope to get a chance to talk to you about this.
Guy 18: You are funny. i attend these parties...males are not allowed to go their separate ways from their lady escort...hope you find a sucker.
Guy 19: well I have a very sexy bi lady friend and we could have more fun here if you would like to come over. we have been to a few of these parties and it was fun but we prefer to play at home.
Guy 20: pardon but what's a play party?
Geez, I love men, don't you?
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