Thursday, February 16, 2006
On Cruise Control
Recently Dave and I ran across an interesting personal ad on Craigslist. It was written in response to an earlier personal ad.
The original ad apparently started like this...
"Re: Want a girl to join me and my boyfriend for a day at a hotel..."
It was posted under W4W, and like many couples searching Craigslist for a woman for a threesome, they got flamed by this woman below...
"Hello, I'm Julie, your Cruise Director, and I just want you to know you'll find exactly what you're looking for over in Casual Encounters. If you don't find anything there to suit your needs, then may I suggest Erotic Services.
Thank you. Have a nice day."
Dave and I sprang instantly into readiness, and we wrote back to the woman, whom we felt destiny had called upon us to fuck silly. And vice versa.
We wrote: "Hey, Julie, ya wanna come over and be our Cruise Director? You can take me all ways with your strap-on (me being blonde, athletic, good-looking, nice legs). Then you can bend over my little queer friend here, 6' 160, shaved head, and fuck him like no man ever has.
What say you?"
We did not hear back from Julie. That was sad. She sounded just our type. A manly woman.
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The original ad apparently started like this...
"Re: Want a girl to join me and my boyfriend for a day at a hotel..."
It was posted under W4W, and like many couples searching Craigslist for a woman for a threesome, they got flamed by this woman below...
"Hello, I'm Julie, your Cruise Director, and I just want you to know you'll find exactly what you're looking for over in Casual Encounters. If you don't find anything there to suit your needs, then may I suggest Erotic Services.
Thank you. Have a nice day."
Dave and I sprang instantly into readiness, and we wrote back to the woman, whom we felt destiny had called upon us to fuck silly. And vice versa.
We wrote: "Hey, Julie, ya wanna come over and be our Cruise Director? You can take me all ways with your strap-on (me being blonde, athletic, good-looking, nice legs). Then you can bend over my little queer friend here, 6' 160, shaved head, and fuck him like no man ever has.
What say you?"
We did not hear back from Julie. That was sad. She sounded just our type. A manly woman.
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