Monday, July 24, 2006
Boys Who Waffle
This past weekend Dave and I wanted to line up a person of the male persuasion to join us in some sexy fun. That turned out to be something of a tall order. We realize that part of the problem is where we live. San Jose is not exactly a bastion of liberal activity. Just because we have Silicon Valley here does not necessarily mean that sexual relationships have advanced as fast as our technology, sorry to say.
The town started much like the San Fernando Valley, with a heap of orange groves and not much else in a dry, rather hot landscape. It feels redneck to me still. Our neighborhood is actually in Campbell, a quaint little community just west of San Jose. Bush-Cheney signs were on display in yards around Campbell during the election, so don't go assuming the San Francisco Bay Area is uniformly awash in liberal persuasion. It is not. People here seem conservative, white, often big physically and generally not anyone we would want to hang with.
Our efforts to find a third wheel have failed before when we search this area. We run across rather conservative guys, who like to think they have a wild streak somewhere, deep inside, if only they had the chance to set it free. Wannabees, in other words. Many of them are south Asian, guys from India usually, who sound unhappily married and are looking for fun. That is too much of a cultural stretch for us.
One guy keeps answering our ads, even though we say we are not interested in Asian guys. He's probably not bi at all, but he sounds so unhappily married that he probably will, literally, try anything. He sends us the same picture too, of himself standing in front of a car on a car lot, dressed in a suit and tie. Only this last time he blocked his face out of the photo. No "private" photos did he share with us, and because he answered an ad he had no business answering, he gets the Delete button almost immediately.
Maybe we should have answered him and suggested that he try another photo. I can't imagine too many couples want someone who has the feel of a used car salesman about him.
Then we run across Steve, who sounds like our cup of tea, with the requisite photos and a nice-sounding attitude. He looks fairly tall, he looks fit, not a hairy guy, clean-shaven. Nice dick. We trade photos and everyone agrees we can agree.
But as the emailing goes on a bit further, we start to wonder about our boy Steve. This time we placed a very precise ad, making it clear that we were both bi and had done this before, and we wanted someone who had also done an "advanced degree," if you will. He seems to be a player, but then he lets loose with the fact that he loves being a bottom.
Dave begins to feel nervous; he is about 90% inclined to be the bottom when he is with other males. He will "top" the right boy, usually a femme type of boy with a butt as cute as mine, or a really muscular sort of guy with a great bod. But usually Dave prefers to be the bottom.
Two bottoms can't make a right, I guess we say here. Dave writes back to Steve, delving further. If we both want to be bottoms, can we both find what we are looking for? Could I find what I am looking for, Dave asks. Steve writes back that while he loves women, he just happens to prefer the bottom role when he is with men. But he is prepared to be flexible.
OK, so we greenlight the project and write to Steve suggesting he pick a place between ours and his where we can meet for a drink and size each other up.
But we never hear back. Steve must have gotten a bit scared by our questions.
He really must have been a bottom.
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The town started much like the San Fernando Valley, with a heap of orange groves and not much else in a dry, rather hot landscape. It feels redneck to me still. Our neighborhood is actually in Campbell, a quaint little community just west of San Jose. Bush-Cheney signs were on display in yards around Campbell during the election, so don't go assuming the San Francisco Bay Area is uniformly awash in liberal persuasion. It is not. People here seem conservative, white, often big physically and generally not anyone we would want to hang with.
Our efforts to find a third wheel have failed before when we search this area. We run across rather conservative guys, who like to think they have a wild streak somewhere, deep inside, if only they had the chance to set it free. Wannabees, in other words. Many of them are south Asian, guys from India usually, who sound unhappily married and are looking for fun. That is too much of a cultural stretch for us.
One guy keeps answering our ads, even though we say we are not interested in Asian guys. He's probably not bi at all, but he sounds so unhappily married that he probably will, literally, try anything. He sends us the same picture too, of himself standing in front of a car on a car lot, dressed in a suit and tie. Only this last time he blocked his face out of the photo. No "private" photos did he share with us, and because he answered an ad he had no business answering, he gets the Delete button almost immediately.
Maybe we should have answered him and suggested that he try another photo. I can't imagine too many couples want someone who has the feel of a used car salesman about him.
Then we run across Steve, who sounds like our cup of tea, with the requisite photos and a nice-sounding attitude. He looks fairly tall, he looks fit, not a hairy guy, clean-shaven. Nice dick. We trade photos and everyone agrees we can agree.
But as the emailing goes on a bit further, we start to wonder about our boy Steve. This time we placed a very precise ad, making it clear that we were both bi and had done this before, and we wanted someone who had also done an "advanced degree," if you will. He seems to be a player, but then he lets loose with the fact that he loves being a bottom.
Dave begins to feel nervous; he is about 90% inclined to be the bottom when he is with other males. He will "top" the right boy, usually a femme type of boy with a butt as cute as mine, or a really muscular sort of guy with a great bod. But usually Dave prefers to be the bottom.
Two bottoms can't make a right, I guess we say here. Dave writes back to Steve, delving further. If we both want to be bottoms, can we both find what we are looking for? Could I find what I am looking for, Dave asks. Steve writes back that while he loves women, he just happens to prefer the bottom role when he is with men. But he is prepared to be flexible.
OK, so we greenlight the project and write to Steve suggesting he pick a place between ours and his where we can meet for a drink and size each other up.
But we never hear back. Steve must have gotten a bit scared by our questions.
He really must have been a bottom.
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It's no surprise that offering the chance to do what sounds like a couple you can talk to and not just fuck, you're finding wallflowers.
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: 1:18 PM
: 1:18 PM
Delete previous: words left out.
It's no surprise that offering the chance to do what sounds like anything a man might want, to a couple he could talk to and not just fuck, you're getting wallflowers.
It's no surprise that offering the chance to do what sounds like anything a man might want, to a couple he could talk to and not just fuck, you're getting wallflowers.
# posted by : 1:20 PM
: 1:20 PM
Hhmm, yes, it does sound good, doesn't it? Maybe too good. How to weed out the wallflowers though. But they do come with the area we live in. Somehow the boys were more fun in southern California. I wonder why....
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