Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Heidi and Mike, Out At The Ranch
If you're a woman, and you're in need of some sexual refreshment, as it were, why something wicked your neighborhood comes. In the form of former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, who is back in business, again, only this time she has set up shop in Nevada. Probably a good thing, I seem to recall she had a fair number of problems plying her trade in Hollywood environs a few years back.
But hey, she did her time, she paid for her crimes, such as they were. Now she has found a new partner in crime, boxing heavyweight champ Mike Tyson. Also a former ex con, as you will recall from even further back when he did time, among other things, for raping a woman who went to his hotel room one night.
The New York Daily News reported recently, with a certain air of amusement, the fact that these two are now in cahoots. Heidi wants to open a brothel in Nevada, for women customers, and Mike has been hired to be her Number One Stud Muffin. As she put it to reporters, "(He's)..going to be my big stallion," A name has already been picked out for it. Heidi's Stud Farm. How novel!
Mike chimed in with his two cents, saying, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman...and get paid for it."
Of course, since this is a brand-new adventure, we have no idea yet how it will play out. But let's hope it is an idea whose time has come. Once when I was in Bangkok, I heard about a brothel where women could go for their fun. It sounded like a neat idea, and I am sure there are such places scattered across the globe. I always figured if it were close I would go and try it out. I never did locate that particular brothel.
Nevada sounds close enough. I wonder who her clientele would be? Obviously women who are not only unhappily partnered, or not partnered at all, and well-heeled. What would it cost to go there? Will Heidi stake out a path of the places already in Nevada, like the notorious Mustang Ranch, now closed? Or will she try and make it a whole new concept, because women are the clients? Would she situate it close to Las Vegas, or would she be angling for a different crowd further away? After all, the women may not want their watering holes, pardon the puns, to be situated anywhere near where the men go. But maybe you start in Vegas and catch a limo from there. I smell limos in this equation, don't you?
Inquiring minds want to know. I also want to know who her other lads will be attending these women. Mike Tyson must be the sort of guy you want if you're into a Rough Trade type of evening. Mike always was a forceful kind of guy. Hopefully he'll appreciate the need not to give the girls a split lip on their way out. Some veneer of savoir fair, however thin, would still be required.
Will she have theme nights? Or theme boys? What "type" would I go for? Will it be a cabaret sort of theme, where guests and worker bees mingle happily, over nibbles and cocktails? Will there be group scenes, or is it likely to be one on one?
God forbid they should get girls like me, who want to pack along their strap-ons and whip them out for use on the appropriate boy. Will the appropriate boy be open for such dalliances?
The prospect sounds fascinating. I wish I were Heidi's personal assistant or bookkeeper or press person or something so I could get a gander of how something like this gets off the ground. And it will get off the ground, no doubt about that.
Times have changed enough, and women have enough money now, and the chutzpah to go with it, to utilize a luscious service like this.
Go Heidi! Go...ah...Mike...well, sort of maybe. Not my type. However, if she wants to install someone like Daniel Craig, the current new blond James Bond, why I guess I'll just have to break down and go.
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But hey, she did her time, she paid for her crimes, such as they were. Now she has found a new partner in crime, boxing heavyweight champ Mike Tyson. Also a former ex con, as you will recall from even further back when he did time, among other things, for raping a woman who went to his hotel room one night.
The New York Daily News reported recently, with a certain air of amusement, the fact that these two are now in cahoots. Heidi wants to open a brothel in Nevada, for women customers, and Mike has been hired to be her Number One Stud Muffin. As she put it to reporters, "(He's)..going to be my big stallion," A name has already been picked out for it. Heidi's Stud Farm. How novel!
Mike chimed in with his two cents, saying, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman...and get paid for it."
Of course, since this is a brand-new adventure, we have no idea yet how it will play out. But let's hope it is an idea whose time has come. Once when I was in Bangkok, I heard about a brothel where women could go for their fun. It sounded like a neat idea, and I am sure there are such places scattered across the globe. I always figured if it were close I would go and try it out. I never did locate that particular brothel.
Nevada sounds close enough. I wonder who her clientele would be? Obviously women who are not only unhappily partnered, or not partnered at all, and well-heeled. What would it cost to go there? Will Heidi stake out a path of the places already in Nevada, like the notorious Mustang Ranch, now closed? Or will she try and make it a whole new concept, because women are the clients? Would she situate it close to Las Vegas, or would she be angling for a different crowd further away? After all, the women may not want their watering holes, pardon the puns, to be situated anywhere near where the men go. But maybe you start in Vegas and catch a limo from there. I smell limos in this equation, don't you?
Inquiring minds want to know. I also want to know who her other lads will be attending these women. Mike Tyson must be the sort of guy you want if you're into a Rough Trade type of evening. Mike always was a forceful kind of guy. Hopefully he'll appreciate the need not to give the girls a split lip on their way out. Some veneer of savoir fair, however thin, would still be required.
Will she have theme nights? Or theme boys? What "type" would I go for? Will it be a cabaret sort of theme, where guests and worker bees mingle happily, over nibbles and cocktails? Will there be group scenes, or is it likely to be one on one?
God forbid they should get girls like me, who want to pack along their strap-ons and whip them out for use on the appropriate boy. Will the appropriate boy be open for such dalliances?
The prospect sounds fascinating. I wish I were Heidi's personal assistant or bookkeeper or press person or something so I could get a gander of how something like this gets off the ground. And it will get off the ground, no doubt about that.
Times have changed enough, and women have enough money now, and the chutzpah to go with it, to utilize a luscious service like this.
Go Heidi! Go...ah...Mike...well, sort of maybe. Not my type. However, if she wants to install someone like Daniel Craig, the current new blond James Bond, why I guess I'll just have to break down and go.
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